some facts about our product
Petroleum should never be consumed. Ever. Period. Don't even think about drinking it.
Carmex (a Petroleum based good) is not made of Cars... contrary to popular belief.
The majority of all things you own, were produced with Petroleum. Do you feel as if you've been assimilated? Good.
The average American is usually American.
Does not result in Chernobyl-like events... (COUGH COUGH HINT HINT URANIUM IS HORRIBLE.)
Carmex (a Petroleum based good) is not made of Cars... contrary to popular belief.
The majority of all things you own, were produced with Petroleum. Do you feel as if you've been assimilated? Good.
The average American is usually American.
Does not result in Chernobyl-like events... (COUGH COUGH HINT HINT URANIUM IS HORRIBLE.)